does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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