when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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