His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
