Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Pants 0. Shit 1.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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