so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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