Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I want to walk on stilts...naked
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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