What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
