yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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