I hope mine doesn't look like that
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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