so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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