I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Sex in the backyard? Check.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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