He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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