we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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