It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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