fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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