dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Help. Why am I so naked?
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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