is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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