Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
You need a sexual gate keeper
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Randomize
