There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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