Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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