i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Randomize
