I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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