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Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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