She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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