oh god the rape fog is back!
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
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