I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
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There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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