everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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