While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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