It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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