This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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