This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Randomize