Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
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I need you to use more vowels.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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