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Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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