I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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