So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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