I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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