16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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