Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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