There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
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