Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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