He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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