This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
What a dumb baby whore.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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