i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
This is my gift to your gina
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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