Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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