he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
as a side note pls kill me
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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