Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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