she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
The dick lei will go down in squad history
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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