Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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