I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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