That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Randomize
