i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
