There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
it glows. i had to have it.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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