Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Randomize
