But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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