Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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