I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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