So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Did you pee in the oven last night??
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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