I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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